aside: how about we try it with just sentences :) i.e. no half-finished sentences unless you really want to... or have at least one sentence...
so "He looked around suspiciously. Suddenly he saw"
would be fine :)
Mortal puppet of Flimgoblin
Captain of the Humberton Blackguard
cigarettes as I'd ran out... and DAMN did I need nicotine.
That and the girl explained to me that 'Pok pok pôk petôk' whilst sounding like chicken noises is actually Martian for "I need cigarettes".
So, despite the pain in my arm (which was slowly numbing anyway, what's a bit of pain to Jacob eh?) we parked outside the 24-hour garage shop and approached the kiosk.
Edit: nerf wardy - but my reply wins on wordiness
Mortal puppet of Flimgoblin
Captain of the Humberton Blackguard
What a dilemma ! I mean .... do Marians some L&M Light ? Menthe ? And what will they do when you bring em the wrong brand. Surely you have heard the wild stories of sexual transmutations no ?
edit : nerf fing too btw
WoW : Eivie, Vevy, Yuuki, Yenas, ....
Wrath of the Lich King, the expansion that killed challenge.
I walked inside and aproched the counter. It was only then that i noticed that the bloke behind the counter was none other then my long lost brother Gary. We had last seen each other when we had had a fight over who was gonna be best man at our mothers 5th wedding.
Despit the fact that my arm was starting to turn an uncomfortable shade of green, we decided to go for a drink down at the local. On our way there we came across a large migrating herd of cheese and decided
to palm off the martian on the chesse and make good our escape to the pub. Once there i ordered two pints of Stella and 2 large whisky chasers. We then sat down at a table near the pool table.
After watching the local pool shark do his thing, we saw an opportunity to make a bit of money (hell, we're better than that!). We challenged the pool shark to a best of 5. After 3 losses (All strategic may I add) we decided we didnt want to play any more. I ducked and norrowly avoided the pool cue aimed at my head by the shark and figured it was time for my brother and I to make our way to the exit. Unfortunately niether of us had seen the cheese
i had what turned out to be the best plan i have every had. Just when the pool shark was about to deposit the cue in my rectrum, i turned round and shouted at the top of my voice, "Pok pok pôk petôk".
out of the blue, a women apeared dressed in chain armour, with a hammer and shield. I looked at her in wonder and she said, "i will do base buffs my friend will do spec."
He wanted everyone to know that the butler did it. "Whats that Flipper" said little Jimmy "theres been a collapse in the old mine, and Bracken's favorite goat has been trapped."
Although many suspected the bystander to be somewhat less than innocent as it was well known they had been praying for continuity all this time. Caught by surprise with his trousers round his ankle he..
wondered why he was wearing both trousers and a kilt. Shrugging nonchalantly he retrieved his trousers from the ground and sauntered off into the forest.
Meanwhile, back in...
Mortal puppet of Flimgoblin
Captain of the Humberton Blackguard
...Pete's bedroom, he'd got bored with the large piece of cheese, which had now been spotted and greedily devoured by the mutant dinosaur. In fact his attention had now been drawn to...