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Skulking along the tundra, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh Vorcyn! And he gives an ominous cry:
"I'm going to pulverize you with such disregard for common sense, it will be a new form of crime!"
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Skulking along the tundra, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh Vorcyn! And he gives an ominous cry:
"I'm going to pulverize you with such disregard for common sense, it will be a new form of crime!"
Prowling over the freeway, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Lenda! And she gives a bloodthirsty howl:
"I'm going to beat you so utterly, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"
orZang! Who is that, stalking through the mini-mall parking lot! It is Yargin, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He howls ominously:
"Hail the blood-letting! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!"
[/quote]Sprinting along the fields, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Yanis! And he gives a spectacular scream:
"I'm going to torment you so utterly, you will drink poison and piss honey!!!"
Respeccing to crush was obviously destiny...Yea, verily: Who is that, running on the terrain! It is Fingoniel, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh:
"For the love of beatings, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!"
Hark! Who is that, sprinting on the candy store! It is Glamis, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a booming scream, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!"
Striding across the wasteland, brandishing a meaty axe, cometh Afroninja! And he gives a spectacular cry:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I plunder until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"
andHark! Who is that, sprinting across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Riviera, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He howls mightily:
"In the name of malice, I bring darkness and mayhem until everything has croaked!!!"
Running over the tundra, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Xirtam! And he gives a gutteral scream:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!!"
and shockinglyStriding over the tundra, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Simius! And he gives a cruel roar:
"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!"
Looks like my trip to Oktoberfest had a strange impact on my reaverYea, verily: Who is that, prowling on the icy wasteland! It is Dolorous, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He cries ominously:
"I'm going to fuck you into the danger zone, then steal your lederhosen!!"
Hmm I aint no middy scumHark! Who is that, prowling on the tundra! It is Blacksun, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He grunts apocalyptically:
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, you are made of meat and I am very hungry!"
Got the polearm spot on......scary!Zang! Who is that, stalking along the icy wasteland! It is Blak, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a low roar, his voice cometh:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I plunder like a river of pure piranha!!!"
baseball bats are cool....Striding through the icy wasteland, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Syri! And she gives a low scream:
"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"
seems my cleric had a strange upbringing...Skulking out of the cliffs, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh Pirel! And she gives a spectacular scream:
"I'm going to brutalize you until you can no longer smell pretty things!!!"
OH!!!!!Prowling across the freeway, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh Tisme! And she gives an ominous howl:
"I'm going to fuck you with such zeal, your screams will reanimate the dead!!"