What Is Your Battle Cry?

Vorcyn · Post by **Vorcyn** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 5:41 am

Amused me for a while

:

http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php

Skulking along the tundra, brandishing a mighty sword, cometh Vorcyn! And he gives an ominous cry:

"I'm going to pulverize you with such disregard for common sense, it will be a new form of crime!"

Rayzor · Post by **Rayzor** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 7:15 am

Sprinting through the tarmac, brandishing a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Rayzor. And he gives a booming grunt: "I'm going to hump you with such wanton cruelty, your momma won't recognise you!"

dunno what to make of it really!
sharpened screwdriver? maybe talking about teh jambia i use

lenda · Post by **lenda** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 7:16 am

Hehehe

Prowling over the freeway, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Lenda! And she gives a bloodthirsty howl:

"I'm going to beat you so utterly, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"

or

Zang! Who is that, stalking through the mini-mall parking lot! It is Yargin, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He howls ominously:

"Hail the blood-letting! I hereby void your warranty, and send you back to God!"

or

Sprinting along the fields, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Yanis! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"I'm going to torment you so utterly, you will drink poison and piss honey!!!"

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Post by **Fingoniel** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 7:36 am

Yea, verily: Who is that, running on the terrain! It is Fingoniel, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a low bellow, his voice cometh:

"For the love of beatings, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!"

Respeccing to crush was obviously destiny...

Hark! Who is that, sprinting on the candy store! It is Glamis, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a booming scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!"

gwen · Post by **gwen** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 9:21 am

Zang! Who is that, rampaging on the tarmac! It is Gwen, hands clutching a thorned whip! She roars apocalyptically:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!!"

Gwen

Duryn · Post by **Duryn** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 9:48 am

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking through the icy wasteland! It is Duryn, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a gutteral grunt, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you until you pee fire!!"

that's just wrong

Afroninja · Post by **Afroninja** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 10:35 am

Striding across the wasteland, brandishing a meaty axe, cometh Afroninja! And he gives a spectacular cry:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I plunder until Satan himself emerges from the pit to thank me!"

Hark! Who is that, sprinting across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Riviera, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! He howls mightily:

"In the name of malice, I bring darkness and mayhem until everything has croaked!!!"

and

Running over the tundra, swinging a vorpal blade, cometh Xirtam! And he gives a gutteral scream:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!!"

Simius · Post by **Simius** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 12:07 pm

Mine are:

Striding over the tundra, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Simius! And he gives a cruel roar:

"I'm going to defoul you so utterly, Jesus himself will forsake you!"

and shockingly

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling on the icy wasteland! It is Dolorous, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He cries ominously:

"I'm going to fuck you into the danger zone, then steal your lederhosen!!"

Looks like my trip to Oktoberfest had a strange impact on my reaver

Twigbob · Post by **Twigbob** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 1:17 pm

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding through the candy store! It is Twigbob, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He cries mightily:

"I'm going to contort you into a fine spicy powder!"

Velo · Post by **Velo** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 2:41 pm

Stalking amidst the plains, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh Velo! And he gives a gutteral cry:

"I'm going to spank you until you pee fire!!"

me roxxx !!

Blacksun · Post by **Blacksun** » Fri Oct 24, 2003 5:30 pm

Hark! Who is that, prowling on the tundra! It is Blacksun, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He grunts apocalyptically:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, you are made of meat and I am very hungry!"

Hmm I aint no middy scum

Zang! Who is that, stalking along the icy wasteland! It is Blak, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a low roar, his voice cometh:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I plunder like a river of pure piranha!!!"

Got the polearm spot on......scary!

Aule Valar · Post by **Aule Valar** » Sat Oct 25, 2003 12:47 pm

Zang! Who is that, sprinting on the cliffs! It is Aule, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He screams thunderously:

"I'm going to bake your brains with the heat of my fury!!!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding across the fields! It is Elendar, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a vengeful grunt, her voice cometh:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!!!"

Coren · Post by **Coren** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:07 pm

Stalking amidst the tarmac, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Coren! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!"

I used to play the recorder. Wonder how they knew?

Eeek · Post by **Eeek** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 12:36 am

Rampaging out of the cliffs, wielding a mighty sword, cometh Dial! And she gives a booming bellow:

"I'm going to flog you like it's my job, and grin like a fucking maniac!!"

Rampaging along the tarmac, brandishing a thorned whip, cometh Aissa! And she gives a low bellow:

"I'm going to smack you into a new dimension of pain, and trade you for a candy bar!"

Hawkwind · Post by **Hawkwind** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 2:26 pm

Hawkwind::pint:

Hark! Who is that, running amidst the icy wasteland! It is Hawkwind, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a spectacular howl, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to fuck you so hard, your screams will reanimate the dead!!"

Necrophilian:

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling on the freeway! It is Necrophillian, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a low scream, his voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to torment you so hard, you will polymorph into a bag of marshmallows!"

muyla · Post by **muyla** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 4:47 pm

` Fucking CCed again..... `

` When i am done with you, i`ll drop you of a cliff to see im howy many pieces you`ll shatter`

Syri · Post by **Syri** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 5:11 pm

Striding through the icy wasteland, swinging a bladed baseball bat, cometh Syri! And she gives a low scream:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

baseball bats are cool....

Skulking out of the cliffs, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh Pirel! And she gives a spectacular scream:

"I'm going to brutalize you until you can no longer smell pretty things!!!"

seems my cleric had a strange upbringing...

Zoogle · Post by **Zoogle** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 7:27 pm

"In the name of malice, I lay waste to the landscape like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!"

hmm oh well

<TMM>Borgio · Post by **<TMM>Borgio** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:16 pm

Rampaging over the fields, clutching buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Borgio Finstermoor! And he gives a gutteral roar:

"I'm going to hump you beyond the end of time, and hit you with a steamroller!!!"

So funny

Bracken · Post by **Bracken** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:48 pm

Lo! Who is that, stalking over the fields! It is Bracken, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He roars thunderously:

"You in some shit now, muhfuh! I feel like chicken tonight!"

Pretty accurate actually

Evzy · Post by **Evzy** » Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:09 pm

"Hail the blood-letting! I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!!"

Word!

Eurynome · Post by **Eurynome** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:54 am

Lo! Who is that, skulking amidst the icy wasteland! It is Eury, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She cries vengefully:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I slice through beating hearts until there is no more hope!!!"

um, think my cleric has issues

Hark! Who is that, rampaging out of the terrain! It is Eurynome, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She screams thunderously:

"I'm going to punch you into the fast lane, then make toast!!!"

Well since respeccing to fire and earth she could atleast make her own toast

Rampaging out of the candy store, clutching gilded boxing gloves, cometh Euryz! And she gives a mighty cry:

"I'm going to fuck you like a rabid gangsta bitch, and hit you with a steamroller!"

Oh my!

Jocelynn · Post by **Jocelynn** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:28 pm

Skulking across the fields, attacking with a burning branch, cometh Jocelynn! And she gives a low bellow:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I lay waste to the landscape until my loins find satisfaction!!"

That certainly sounds like me alot I have to say

Pintheus · Post by **Pintheus** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 10:50 pm

Stalking over the fields, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Pintheus! And he gives a vengeful scream:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!"

Appollo Creed · Post by **Appollo Creed** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:22 pm

Prowling along the fields, carrying a studded crowbar, cometh Elajt! And she gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm going to beat the flaming shit out of you!!!"

Tisme · Post by **Tisme** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 4:25 pm

Prowling across the freeway, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh Tisme! And she gives an ominous howl:

"I'm going to fuck you with such zeal, your screams will reanimate the dead!!"

OH!!!!!